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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SUCK IN ANIME RELATIONSHIPS! WHOOOOOoooo!
10. the obsessed girl troupe.
you know, the hyper active girl thats usually cool but obsesses over a guy(usually girls) that doesn't like her at all, or even plain out just ignores her. my problem with this is that more characters i like from series are hyper ones cause they add energy to a situation and i just hate to see good characters talk about how they want another character cause of some bullshit they made up about their personality traits that they don't actually fucking have! this is a huge problems with main characters that are mary sues cause this is always the case and it makes me think less of that character. examples: all the girls from sword art online, sakura from naruto(bet you didn't see this one coming) mirai nikki's yuno(amazing character, chicken shit main protagonist) all the girls from "planet of cat cuties" sword art online again cause i hate him and misaki from sakurasou no pet na kanojo and amy from sonic the hedgehog(changed with sonic boom tho
). really ruined these characters. these characters are shown to have alot of mental strength but none of that strength COMES FROM THIS! it's very heart breaking to find a good character to find out they just want to submit to this terrible person's every wish.
9. the love at first sight characters.
unlike number 10 these characters atleast know what they want, but it's never good. and the thing is that it's always terrible and never flushed out over episodes. so here's the thing with pacing, if you have to show a accurate amount of care for that person over the episodes, if you kiss in the first episode then you better be spelunking her booty bunker by the 12 is all i'm saying, cause other wise this will be a very boring 11 episodes. examples: say i love you,almost any shojo anime matter of fact,clannad.
8. the deus ex machina couple.
in relation to number 9 the "deus ex machina" couple often unlock new hidden powers though their love being in trouble and the activation for this power that no one cares about nor never hears from again is summed up with "i must protect my senpai" and it really itches the back of my neck, honestly, a big defender of these troupes are shonen's which drive me crazy. examples would be: again...sword art online, bleach, naruto a million times almost every fc on the planet, gundam, gurren laggan.
7. the "i rather not" couple
the couple that no matter how much you dislike them end up together anyways, they are so bland that they have nothing in common, they hate each other you hate them, they are annoying together and you just see no reason for them to be together but they end up together. all i can say about this is why? cause the chemistry is either no existant or broken and it just seems like shit when they do get together cause no fucks will be given if they break up or stay together. examples: 12 and lisa from "zankyou no terror" i recommend this for watching by the way,this is a amazing show. clannad's nagisa and.....fuck was his name? meh. uhhh and again sword art online (ps: sword art online is a terrible anime with terrible none relateable characters, this will be a example for everyone on this list)
6. forced relationships
the relation ships that you can see coming a mile away, but there's a certain way to carry this relation(a good example would be toradora) if your sloppy with it, it will end up being much like the deus ex machina couple or the love at first sight couple without trying to be and you all don't want that cause then the entire relationship falls apart and becomes unrelatable, the only time i have legitimate come across this in anime is in the anime Accel world, which is just as bad as sword art online go figure.
5. the awkward couples
in these couples the rate at with they date just goes WAY to slow and at the end they never get together or kiss or anything they just kinda stare at each other funny and then the anime ends without continuation
, this just makes me feel like i wasted my time watching if it's a shojo -_- examples: HYOUKA how could you do this to meeeee? sword art online cause even though they past that stage they are still in it some how!
4. the "you beat me now i'm obsessed with you" pairing
all summed with you are now my rival.
3. pairings by fans
did you guys know that people threatened the creator of naruto cause naruto didn't end up with sakura? lol those guys made a entire facebook page dedicated to killing the writer which is fucking ridiculous. calm down MAAAAAAAN! xD.....also naruhina
2. ALL HAREMS BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD EVEN!
so.... theres this guy, the most uninteresting gathering of flesh,meat,bones, and mass you could every meet in your life....and the most interesting girl ever likes him because he literally glanced at her for a second, not even two, just a second and not only that but he....this uninteresting person is a perv that has not only that interesting chick but all of the other chicks in this list and more, he has the "shy" chick the "nerdy" chick the "sexy fanservice" chick the "childhood friend" chick the "horny" chick all the "dere's" except yandere, the one that would matter, the "one guy that looks like a girl" chick and in these whole cluster of girls graveling over this one guy none of them think "wait this guy is some type of womanizer" and backs the fuck off? not only that but it's always the dude that never TAKES ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE like any realistic person wouldn't jump at the chance to fuck any of them if they throw themselves at him he's all like"n-n-n-no don't shove your boobs on me, nonono don't suck my dick, it's not nice" which will always translate to me to ----> "BITCH this is nice and all but i got other shit to do like.....fuck with more bitches" generic protagonist....
on the other hand there's the funny pervy dude who is just as bad but is atleast funny to follow even though he treats females just as equally like shit. it pains me cause the realistic version of this will always....ALWAYS...BE LIKE SCHOOL DAYS! SCHOOL DAYS IS HOW EVERY HAREM WOULD REALISTICALLY END and if "pickle cock"(the main dude in school days) got anything right it's being a dude surrounded by girls that all want the "D!" it's not great but anyone in this position isn't a good person and sucks to follow. examples: to love ru, girls bravo, planet of cat cuties, sword art online,shuffle, heavens lost property(pretty funny though watch this) school days, the world god only knows(also another good one) infinite stratos etc.
and number one would be.......................................................drum roll please!
1. yo-ya-yao-i? gay couples.
so, there's a legitimate reason for this. i'm no homo phobe even though i technically should because of personal reasons, but theres a ton of things i'm not afraid of and gays are one of them.
so....yaoi pairings, all of them i have seen can be summed with a picture or clip from boku no pico(if you count yourself human or moral standards or just human, don't watch this) and fall under the "seme and uke" thing and are fucking boring like there has to be more to a story other than just having a dominate one and submissive one. the dominate seme is usually ripped with muscles and the uke one is usually scrawny with little to no say when it comes to the dominate one other than "i love my (insert random name here) kun and i will never betray him" and the dominate one saying"DON'T TOUCH MY DONUT OR I WILL KILL YOU" WHEN NO ONE wants him. love does not work this way and never will story wise! it's boring to watch and never make impressions on my the only thing that makes these couples okay is if they meet like a actual couple would but they never do(why do i watch gay couple do there things? so i can point out how bad they are to the otaku's at school that think they outmatch any relationship) just think about it any thing any fan pairing or anime that portrays them as lovers accurately? cause if i have any experience with sonadow fanfics or actual pairings in this category then this is all i see.
well theres my list, is there something you agree with, or disagree with? opinions are welcome and remember that this is all that is.
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SUCK IN ANIME RELATIONSHIPS! WHOOOOOoooo!
10. the obsessed girl troupe.
you know, the hyper active girl thats usually cool but obsesses over a guy(usually girls) that doesn't like her at all, or even plain out just ignores her. my problem with this is that more characters i like from series are hyper ones cause they add energy to a situation and i just hate to see good characters talk about how they want another character cause of some bullshit they made up about their personality traits that they don't actually fucking have! this is a huge problems with main characters that are mary sues cause this is always the case and it makes me think less of that character. examples: all the girls from sword art online, sakura from naruto(bet you didn't see this one coming) mirai nikki's yuno(amazing character, chicken shit main protagonist) all the girls from "planet of cat cuties" sword art online again cause i hate him and misaki from sakurasou no pet na kanojo and amy from sonic the hedgehog(changed with sonic boom tho
). really ruined these characters. these characters are shown to have alot of mental strength but none of that strength COMES FROM THIS! it's very heart breaking to find a good character to find out they just want to submit to this terrible person's every wish.9. the love at first sight characters.
unlike number 10 these characters atleast know what they want, but it's never good. and the thing is that it's always terrible and never flushed out over episodes. so here's the thing with pacing, if you have to show a accurate amount of care for that person over the episodes, if you kiss in the first episode then you better be spelunking her booty bunker by the 12 is all i'm saying, cause other wise this will be a very boring 11 episodes. examples: say i love you,almost any shojo anime matter of fact,clannad.
8. the deus ex machina couple.
in relation to number 9 the "deus ex machina" couple often unlock new hidden powers though their love being in trouble and the activation for this power that no one cares about nor never hears from again is summed up with "i must protect my senpai" and it really itches the back of my neck, honestly, a big defender of these troupes are shonen's which drive me crazy. examples would be: again...sword art online, bleach, naruto a million times almost every fc on the planet, gundam, gurren laggan.
7. the "i rather not" couple
the couple that no matter how much you dislike them end up together anyways, they are so bland that they have nothing in common, they hate each other you hate them, they are annoying together and you just see no reason for them to be together but they end up together. all i can say about this is why? cause the chemistry is either no existant or broken and it just seems like shit when they do get together cause no fucks will be given if they break up or stay together. examples: 12 and lisa from "zankyou no terror" i recommend this for watching by the way,this is a amazing show. clannad's nagisa and.....fuck was his name? meh. uhhh and again sword art online (ps: sword art online is a terrible anime with terrible none relateable characters, this will be a example for everyone on this list)
6. forced relationships
the relation ships that you can see coming a mile away, but there's a certain way to carry this relation(a good example would be toradora) if your sloppy with it, it will end up being much like the deus ex machina couple or the love at first sight couple without trying to be and you all don't want that cause then the entire relationship falls apart and becomes unrelatable, the only time i have legitimate come across this in anime is in the anime Accel world, which is just as bad as sword art online go figure.
5. the awkward couples
in these couples the rate at with they date just goes WAY to slow and at the end they never get together or kiss or anything they just kinda stare at each other funny and then the anime ends without continuation
, this just makes me feel like i wasted my time watching if it's a shojo -_- examples: HYOUKA how could you do this to meeeee? sword art online cause even though they past that stage they are still in it some how!4. the "you beat me now i'm obsessed with you" pairing
all summed with you are now my rival.
3. pairings by fans
did you guys know that people threatened the creator of naruto cause naruto didn't end up with sakura? lol those guys made a entire facebook page dedicated to killing the writer which is fucking ridiculous. calm down MAAAAAAAN! xD.....also naruhina
2. ALL HAREMS BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD EVEN!
so.... theres this guy, the most uninteresting gathering of flesh,meat,bones, and mass you could every meet in your life....and the most interesting girl ever likes him because he literally glanced at her for a second, not even two, just a second and not only that but he....this uninteresting person is a perv that has not only that interesting chick but all of the other chicks in this list and more, he has the "shy" chick the "nerdy" chick the "sexy fanservice" chick the "childhood friend" chick the "horny" chick all the "dere's" except yandere, the one that would matter, the "one guy that looks like a girl" chick and in these whole cluster of girls graveling over this one guy none of them think "wait this guy is some type of womanizer" and backs the fuck off? not only that but it's always the dude that never TAKES ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE like any realistic person wouldn't jump at the chance to fuck any of them if they throw themselves at him he's all like"n-n-n-no don't shove your boobs on me, nonono don't suck my dick, it's not nice" which will always translate to me to ----> "BITCH this is nice and all but i got other shit to do like.....fuck with more bitches" generic protagonist....
on the other hand there's the funny pervy dude who is just as bad but is atleast funny to follow even though he treats females just as equally like shit. it pains me cause the realistic version of this will always....ALWAYS...BE LIKE SCHOOL DAYS! SCHOOL DAYS IS HOW EVERY HAREM WOULD REALISTICALLY END and if "pickle cock"(the main dude in school days) got anything right it's being a dude surrounded by girls that all want the "D!" it's not great but anyone in this position isn't a good person and sucks to follow. examples: to love ru, girls bravo, planet of cat cuties, sword art online,shuffle, heavens lost property(pretty funny though watch this) school days, the world god only knows(also another good one) infinite stratos etc.and number one would be.......................................................drum roll please!
1. yo-ya-yao-i? gay couples.
so, there's a legitimate reason for this. i'm no homo phobe even though i technically should because of personal reasons, but theres a ton of things i'm not afraid of and gays are one of them.
so....yaoi pairings, all of them i have seen can be summed with a picture or clip from boku no pico(if you count yourself human or moral standards or just human, don't watch this) and fall under the "seme and uke" thing and are fucking boring like there has to be more to a story other than just having a dominate one and submissive one. the dominate seme is usually ripped with muscles and the uke one is usually scrawny with little to no say when it comes to the dominate one other than "i love my (insert random name here) kun and i will never betray him" and the dominate one saying"DON'T TOUCH MY DONUT OR I WILL KILL YOU" WHEN NO ONE wants him. love does not work this way and never will story wise! it's boring to watch and never make impressions on my the only thing that makes these couples okay is if they meet like a actual couple would but they never do(why do i watch gay couple do there things? so i can point out how bad they are to the otaku's at school that think they outmatch any relationship) just think about it any thing any fan pairing or anime that portrays them as lovers accurately? cause if i have any experience with sonadow fanfics or actual pairings in this category then this is all i see.
well theres my list, is there something you agree with, or disagree with? opinions are welcome and remember that this is all that is.
The Discord channel is done!
Made a discord channel to hang out and stuff, it'll be a casual place to hang out, watch shows together and show your art if you want.
No idea if anyone would be interested or if anyone is even still here to join, but i'm making it if anyone got time to kill.
Strangers aren't allowed, i would have had to talk to you at least once to join right away.
If you want to join, send me a note and i'll let you in.
Not gonna lie to you, smash brothers is ruining me
I like the game a biiiiit toooo much.
if anyone still alive on here wants to play, just ask.
So... i made a instagram recently
i don't think i'll post here as often(which i don't post that much at all) but you'll get to see some of my sketches. so if you have a Instagram and you wanna see some stuff, give me a follow.
https://www.instagram.com/itawl_inc/
Cheap commissions from a friend
A friend of mine is in some financial trouble, he's a really talented artist and if you want some amazing art for cheap now's the time.
Here's some of his commissions:
He tries his best and honestly should be getting more attention on this site, help him out a little :)
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I admit, number ten reminded me of the first episode of an anime called D-Frag, mixed with the love-at-first-sight cliché. However, it was probably intentional since it's supposed to be a comedy. As for the yaoi couples and coming from a person who likes yaoi, I admit it's somewhat uncommon to find fanfics/comics featuring realistic gay couple relationships. 